Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
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Union Square, Manhattan. $1000.00
“I am looking for someone to move into a large closet space in one of the three bedrooms of my apartment. The bedroom has two closets but there is no need for it so we are looking to sublet it as a living space to a 4th roommate. The closet is about 5 feet wide and 7 feet long. It has no windows and think it would be ideal for a twin size bed and small night stand.”
“Amazing Location”
Embarrassed to say it, but I would consider it, assuming I could come up with the rent every month.
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Reblogged purely to make Amanda smile.
OMG.
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Katie said I should put up the whole set, so here it is!
You know I love Nancy
So awesome.
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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
- *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
- Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
- Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
- Man: I never filled out an application.
- Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
- Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
- Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
- Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
- Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
- Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
- Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
- Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
- Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
- Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
- Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
- Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
- Employee:
- Man:
- Employee:
- Man: Fuck you, slut.
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lolol.
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Hi babes. I’m sorry that I haven’t been super active on Sex+ lately. It makes me want to kick myself. I am going through some weirdness that I’m sure some of you can relate to. In my last video, I mentioned how in the past I had struggled with depression and found my way out by focusing on my passions. This was part of a bigger story that I didn’t really feel like drawing.
I’m really feeling this. I’m not glad Laci’s going through this, but at the same time, it’s important to know you’re not alone, y’know?
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eggman
Le livre de Lancelot du Lac & other Arthurian Romances, Northern France ca. 1275-1300.
Beinecke Rare Book & Manuscript Library, MS 229, fol. 31r
